Samurai welcomes back our very own version of Homer Simpson(minus the hilarious results). As many of you know, a couple months ago, Dan was nearly mauled to death by a deranged taxi driver. This lunatic and his imaginary witness were under the impression that Dan and our friend Bill had set out on some sort of drunken rampage and had one goal in mind: antagonizing taxi drivers. Actually all they were doing was riding home from dinner. Anyway, this psychopath driving a yellow cab, in some sort of vigilante style rage, decided to stand up for his brethren and mow Dan down as if he was a rabid beast. As a result, Dan suffered a broken wrist and was nearly thrown in jail. After not being able to work for several months Dan is finally back on the road sporting a sweet pair of 1980s "street tough" fingerless gloves. All that's missing is a denim vest and one dangly earring. WE PITY THE FOOL!
Just kidding buddy. Its good to have you back.
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